ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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