Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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