it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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