I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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