if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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