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(571): View more from Virginia

non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.

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(941): View more from Florida

you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.

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(410): View more from Maryland

She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.

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(646): View more from New York

classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable

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(757): View more from Virginia

A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.

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