i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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