High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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