You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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