Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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