I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I have peed in a lot of sinks
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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