Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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