We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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