So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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