So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Randomize
