Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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