I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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