they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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