i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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