KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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