I think I am morally bankrupt
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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