Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
