So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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