"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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