He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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