I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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