What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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