$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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