ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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