i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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