i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
be right there i have to get my cape
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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