I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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