Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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