I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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