used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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