i would punch a child for taco bell
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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