Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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