I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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