if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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