what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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