doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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