Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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