They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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