i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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