Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My Higher Power is John Stamos
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
