It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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