Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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