R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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