question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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