Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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