So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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