hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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