I'm lost and stupid without you.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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