And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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