my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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